You guys left too early. It was still too bright for movies. Besides, like I messaged Moon later, I also couldn't show you guys the planetarium... too bright.
Pity baobei was busy with her work. Was short-handed without her help. Ended up I also didn't get a chance to just sit and chat... too busy getting food and stuff ready. I also had tea and coffee on the stove but didn't bring them out. Kena labelled a house-husband by dear dear Jos even. :P Sigh... I guess I'll just go sulk in my corner and cry into my apron.
but I must protest. It's usually not like that at all! As a kept-man I usually lift narry a finger to do housework lest my hands get too rough and I chip my delicate fingernails. Tis my place to merely look pretty and satisfy the mistress of the house.
tsk tsk tsk, how could you think so poorly of our dear AB? certainly with one painted nail, it would not qualify one as the lady of the house or a kept man, but just a man with good taste and abilities - taste in nice nail polish and abilities to keep the house. Where, or where could you find such a versatile person? tsk tsk tsk.. rare find indeed, very rare.
I'm striving to perfect the perfect polish. That last try was a tad uneaven. Sigh... the things I do to look pretty for my lady... the duty of a kept-man is never done.... arrrghh darn it, I've a run in my stockings!
hahaha yes but when one's reality is wrapped in silken lace and petticoats, one must on occasion, balance one's reality with some masculine imagery....
More? Cannot lah. I'm very camera shy especially when I'm dressed so sexily you know? Besides, this is the most decent photo of myself that I could find. The rest are... for baobei's eyes only.
aiyah, cannot lah. You'll all just have to be satisfied with my sexy flat tummy. Don't want to give people here nose-bleeds from viewing all my gorgeous assets.
bah, country bumpkins. The hint of flesh, tis sexier than the flesh itself. The sophisticated after all, have imaginations sadly lacking in the less sophisticated amongst us.
Fine. Changing my avatar to bootyvatar. You people will be the death of me. Can't even let me keep a decent masculine photo on my blog without someone complaining and yelling for indecent photos. Sigh... One of these days, you'll corrupt my mind I tell you...
you know... you guys have no sense of gender equality. I'm going to start posting pictures of scantily clad men very soon to balance things around here.
aiyah, just realised after I got my pants off, cannot lah. Snapping a photo of myself isn't going to work. My feminine curves and lacy underwear would never convince you that it's a photo of a hot male stud. Wait, maybe tomorrow I'll come dressed in my male persona and snap photos.
.... oh my head hurts... this is all JOS' fault you know... she and her house-husband comment. I'm so gender confused now...
waiting.... still waiting... wait, wait, I don't think I know what I am asking for...I think I best get me self a new pair of dark shades before you come up with anything.
Sigh.... just for you I changed back into my stud-muffin persona and tried to snap a photo with my cameraphone as charlotte suggested but alas, failed again. Can't get a decent photo. It's just too big for my camera to take the whole thing lah.
what? since when there were any mention about lengths here... dear girl you are the one who had brought it up... length belonged to another thread.... and have no mention here. tsk tsk tsk... what are you thinking about?
Are you discriminating against short shorts? I have you know, we don't stand for such behaviour here! All shorts, short or ultra short, deserve equal treatment. Such discrimatory words can only but hurt their feelings. Learn to accept shorts of all lengths. Ultra short shorts, need your love too! Don't be shortist!
now, now, what is this about, I only tried to look up on some thing about Connie Chan and you guys already have 9 posts... I cannot take my eyes off this for a while.... tsk tsk tsk...
ha.. as for people with restraint... definitely, with straitjackets and all...I almost wanted to say handcuffs... but then, this will bring use to another level, yes?
nah, that is why I refrained from talking about it...remember, I said 'I almost wanted to say....' well if you guys have to pick it up, who am I to say no?
nope. I'm not getting my innocence drawn into this. First Jos' fantasy about househusbands, then our Princess' obesssion with long and big... then charlotte's need to see the WHOLE body, now centaur and her kink... tsk tsk tsk....
Precisely. And here I was tempted to be crestfallen by Centaur's comment. Who wants to see a guy in lace and silk anyway?? Give me Adriana Lima or Kristanna Loken any day.
"Is my butt too big honey?" "My tummy looks fat." "Whoa, her boobs are so much larger than mine." "Exercise girl, exercise or you'll have a thick waist like a mans!"
Hmm.... the sword I know. I've been walking around the lunchtime crowd with it strapped over my back the past couple of days.... but the other stuff I donno... no one's claimed them yet.
one bottle of mustard and a box of sweet... by Princess, maybe the other thing which I think he was talking about, as well as unsure would be the block of Black forest cheese... you still have it all... I let Dave come after you...
Please do the following for submission to our lost and found department located in the lowest levels of our basement.
1. list in alphabetical order the items within said bag 2. describe in intricate detail the exact patterns of the bag 3. submit technical drawings of all the items in exact dimensions for our review
Only after we've received the above will we evaluate your claim and with the utmost joy return the abovementioned items to their rightful owner/s.
Oh right. And did I mentioned you need to login to http://www.LJMisfullofcrap.com to download form E33.98G-23 and forms E33.99G-2 through G-9 for submission in triplicate to our department for processing?
Thanks AB for having us around, wished we had more time... would loved to have some really cool movies on, with the projector you have there...
ReplyDeleteWill be invading your home again soon... this time as uninvited... ok?
Oh, I didn't even know I was being snapped. XD
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me. I should upload Koi-hin's photo with the jians. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou guys left too early. It was still too bright for movies. Besides, like I messaged Moon later, I also couldn't show you guys the planetarium... too bright.
ReplyDeletePity baobei was busy with her work. Was short-handed without her help. Ended up I also didn't get a chance to just sit and chat... too busy getting food and stuff ready. I also had tea and coffee on the stove but didn't bring them out. Kena labelled a house-husband by dear dear Jos even. :P Sigh... I guess I'll just go sulk in my corner and cry into my apron.
Fondue, where art thou?
ReplyDeleteAh, but such a dear, wonderful host/house-husband thou art. Baobei is a blessed woman. XD
ReplyDeleteHouse-husband .....hmmm.... it's your choice, isn't it ?
ReplyDeletebut I must protest. It's usually not like that at all! As a kept-man I usually lift narry a finger to do housework lest my hands get too rough and I chip my delicate fingernails. Tis my place to merely look pretty and satisfy the mistress of the house.
ReplyDeleteYes, your painted nail as well...
ReplyDeletetsk tsk tsk, how could you think so poorly of our dear AB? certainly with one painted nail, it would not qualify one as the lady of the house or a kept man, but just a man with good taste and abilities - taste in nice nail polish and abilities to keep the house. Where, or where could you find such a versatile person? tsk tsk tsk.. rare find indeed, very rare.
ReplyDeleteYes, almost forgotton abt your fingernails. Did you deliberately painted it to make an excuse for house chores?
ReplyDeleteOh...centaur.....that's too much of a compliment for him....
ReplyDeleteI'm striving to perfect the perfect polish. That last try was a tad uneaven. Sigh... the things I do to look pretty for my lady... the duty of a kept-man is never done.... arrrghh darn it, I've a run in my stockings!
ReplyDeletehahaha.... still does not go well with the dark background of this blog... the pink lady would have been a lot more appropriate ... kekeke
ReplyDeletehahaha yes but when one's reality is wrapped in silken lace and petticoats, one must on occasion, balance one's reality with some masculine imagery....
ReplyDeleteaiyah, cannot bring my imagination to do the necessary, not when the background is black and there are men in armors... no fun at all.
ReplyDeleteagree with centaur, your background doesn't suit your "pretty and sexy" image!!!
ReplyDeletesigh... you people are just too cruel! Bad enough I'm kept in aprons, skirts and petticoats at home, must I surrender my masculinity here too?
ReplyDeleteFine.
Oohhh...I've just been blinded by the spectacular sight of lacey camisoles and panties. XD
ReplyDeleteNow, I gotta find me a "hot-chick" layout...
ReplyDeleteyes... they be pretty ladies indeed. They bear that red coverted mark of distinction after all.
ReplyDeleteright, this looks about right... cool and pretty ladies... more please
ReplyDeleteI put Kristanna Loken on my page. :P
ReplyDeleteMore? Cannot lah. I'm very camera shy especially when I'm dressed so sexily you know? Besides, this is the most decent photo of myself that I could find. The rest are... for baobei's eyes only.
ReplyDeleteBlargh! How do I make text boxes transparent??
ReplyDeleteyes. pretty and sexy figure but too bad we don't see the full body???
ReplyDeleteby today, i got used to his pretty women with the striking bold red tatoo..
ReplyDeleteLady, full body... you want him to get banned? wait no, the ban only applies in CHF, tis fine here... go ahead AB, grace the blog.
ReplyDeleteaiyah, cannot lah. You'll all just have to be satisfied with my sexy flat tummy. Don't want to give people here nose-bleeds from viewing all my gorgeous assets.
ReplyDeleteumm, of course, after all, you have it, flaunt it... it is only fair to share it... :)
ReplyDeleteYou know, sometimes to show the full body of a beautiful and sexy woman ---is to appreciate the beauty of a woman. agreed?
ReplyDeleteOh yes, I agree totally...:P
ReplyDeletebah, country bumpkins. The hint of flesh, tis sexier than the flesh itself. The sophisticated after all, have imaginations sadly lacking in the less sophisticated amongst us.
ReplyDeleteWhoohoo...yeah, baby! I got my brand-new page up and running. Pure Kristanna-hotness. :P
ReplyDeletemakes me so tempted to change my background again..
ReplyDeletehehehe...:P
ReplyDeleteI got a very nice lass to make my own customized theme...maybe you can ask her too? j0i3
Want a picture of my hot booty for your new background?
ReplyDeletewhat is hot booty.. i understand hot.. but booty?
ReplyDeletebtw.. i didnt know nowadays cheese comes in so many flavours..wow next time i must grab some from Jasons... very nice!
ok, try out the Blue Cheese... stinky but actually lovely to eat.
ReplyDeletenow seriously... you want me to show you what a booty is?
ReplyDeletehehehe, do it lady, do it.... hahaha
ReplyDeletei dont know what is booty.. so show me what xia??
ReplyDeleteFine. Changing my avatar to bootyvatar. You people will be the death of me. Can't even let me keep a decent masculine photo on my blog without someone complaining and yelling for indecent photos. Sigh... One of these days, you'll corrupt my mind I tell you...
ReplyDeleteXD!! lol! look forward to it...
ReplyDeletekekeke, so we know where to look for dirty pictures... hehehe.
ReplyDeletedirty? Only the mind is dirty. I'm secure in my femininity to be comfortable with my body.
ReplyDeletealamak! whats this?
ReplyDeleteoh, sorry, I wrote zee wrong word... should be indecent pictures... as according to your post earlier... sorry, sorry...
ReplyDeleteyou looking forward to what? Corrupting my mind?
ReplyDeleteWow! No men can resist your new avatar!!!!
ReplyDeletehow true, and like before at CHF, we here benefit from the gorgeous ladies... yea!
ReplyDeleteyou know... you guys have no sense of gender equality. I'm going to start posting pictures of scantily clad men very soon to balance things around here.
ReplyDeleteumm, that might be also nice... just that, you better get nice bods...
ReplyDeleteyes...that will be nice. Thank you
ReplyDeletewait... you just wait.... let me get my pants off first.... now where's that camera of mine again....
ReplyDeletehahaha, you better have something ready now...
ReplyDeletemaybe can captured it with handphone...isn't it faster....????
ReplyDeleteaiyah, just realised after I got my pants off, cannot lah. Snapping a photo of myself isn't going to work. My feminine curves and lacy underwear would never convince you that it's a photo of a hot male stud. Wait, maybe tomorrow I'll come dressed in my male persona and snap photos.
ReplyDelete.... oh my head hurts... this is all JOS' fault you know... she and her house-husband comment. I'm so gender confused now...
Oh, nice ass. XD
ReplyDeleteWe are still waiting! and don't re-direct to Jo's, it is still your thread...
ReplyDeletewhy thank you dear. I'm quite proud of it myself.
ReplyDeletewaiting.... still waiting... wait, wait, I don't think I know what I am asking for...I think I best get me self a new pair of dark shades before you come up with anything.
ReplyDeleteSigh.... just for you I changed back into my stud-muffin persona and tried to snap a photo with my cameraphone as charlotte suggested but alas, failed again. Can't get a decent photo. It's just too big for my camera to take the whole thing lah.
ReplyDeletehehehe, like real!
ReplyDeleteGuys are obsessed with length. For some absurd reason or other, but I'm sure they have their own logic.
ReplyDeletelength? Whatever are you talking about dear girl. Pray tell.
ReplyDeletewhat? since when there were any mention about lengths here... dear girl you are the one who had brought it up... length belonged to another thread.... and have no mention here. tsk tsk tsk... what are you thinking about?
ReplyDeleteyeah man. tsk tsk tsk. *takes soup to scrub out ma cherie's dirty mind*
ReplyDeletesoup to scrub her mind... would be pretty oily after that... soap would be better, or maybe cleaning alcholol... ??
ReplyDeleteaiyah, only ang-moh use soap to scrub out naughty mouths... we cantonese mah, use soup.
ReplyDeletedo you need alcohol to do that? maybe Dettol will be good enough.......
ReplyDeleteNay, who was the one talking about something being too big for his camera to capture?
ReplyDeletemy phone camera lense too small what...
ReplyDeletehehehe, so we are back to the size....
ReplyDeleteHey, who's the one with a booty in his avatar? Me, dirty-minded indeed...kekeke
ReplyDeleteAt least my avatar is very nicely covered up, in safari vest and shorts...ohhh, but so very short shorts. :P
ReplyDeletenonsense. My butt is also very nicely covered up in so very short shorts too... just shorter than your short shorts... waaaaay shorter. :P
ReplyDeleteLooks like they're so short they're nonexistent!
ReplyDeleteLooks like Centaur is right...every thread devolves into sex or something naughty like that...
ReplyDeleteDon't look at me. I didn't start with "lengths".
ReplyDeletethen you should be happy .....for having such as big hip......
ReplyDeleteNo, you should carefully choose the length, isn't it???
ReplyDeleteIf not length, then size? That's one and the same...
ReplyDeleteAre you discriminating against short shorts? I have you know, we don't stand for such behaviour here! All shorts, short or ultra short, deserve equal treatment. Such discrimatory words can only but hurt their feelings. Learn to accept shorts of all lengths. Ultra short shorts, need your love too! Don't be shortist!
ReplyDeleteHmm...I seem to recall a certain fellow who said that revealing less is revealing more...paraphrased, of course. Or is he not a fellow at all?
ReplyDelete"That's a big ass." vs. "That's a long ass."
ReplyDeleteHmm.... nope. Don't see how they are the same. Let's try another one.
"It's a long way to school." vs. It's a big way to school."
Nope. Still don't see how they are the same.
now, now, what is this about, I only tried to look up on some thing about Connie Chan and you guys already have 9 posts... I cannot take my eyes off this for a while.... tsk tsk tsk...
ReplyDeleteCentaur, I've to go now . Enjoy yourself!
ReplyDelete'Tis mere semantics when we're on this topic since:
ReplyDeletebig = long
long = big
Therefore, big is long and long is big.
jos will faint when she come on board..
ReplyDeleteOh my, yes. Look at the time!
ReplyDeleteToodles, all! *sashays away, whistling*
why did you think Charlotte is scooting off?
ReplyDeleteTime she learnt to keep up with our naughty streak...
ReplyDeleteGirl, you're obsessed with big and long. What's the deal here?
ReplyDeleteHaven't anyone saying... a handful is just nice? Guess not...
ReplyDeleteNo deal. I said guys are obsessed with measurements.
ReplyDeletewell they say the same about a mouthful but I think maybe that's a tad less appropriate here...
ReplyDeleteto each his own... as long as you are happy with it.
ReplyDeleteOk, this getting seriously naughty...I'm outta here! Not nice for folks to see lacey panties and booties on my screen. Toodles! :D
ReplyDeletecluck, cluck, cluck!
ReplyDeleteHmmm... who said anything about "naughty"? Methinks our princess has an overly XXX mind.
ReplyDeleteAs for the photo of "lacy panties" as our dear princess so delicately put it, that's nothing one can't get at any decent motorshow.
Choi! Why only 3 X's?
ReplyDeletetrue, true, true
ReplyDeleteChey, who said only 3 X's? Why limit yourself?
ReplyDeleteWe are people with restraint and decorum.
ReplyDeleteMon cher, may I suggest that you privatise this page. I'll get torn apart should this ever reach the wrong hands.
ReplyDeleteNo turd and complied.
ReplyDeleteha.. as for people with restraint... definitely, with straitjackets and all...I almost wanted to say handcuffs... but then, this will bring use to another level, yes?
ReplyDeletetsk tsk tsk. Plumbing the kinky depths of your mind now are we?
ReplyDeleteHandcuffs???!!! OMG...this is seriously kinky...never knew you guys had such a cheeky side!
ReplyDeletenah, that is why I refrained from talking about it...remember, I said 'I almost wanted to say....' well if you guys have to pick it up, who am I to say no?
ReplyDeletenope. I'm not getting my innocence drawn into this. First Jos' fantasy about househusbands, then our Princess' obesssion with long and big... then charlotte's need to see the WHOLE body, now centaur and her kink... tsk tsk tsk....
ReplyDeleteand who is giving the full view of the bottom?
ReplyDeleteI was merely wondering about guys' obsession with length and size. Believe me, I'd rather not know for myself.
ReplyDeletethen why'ja bring it up?
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, forgot to add Moon's need to see booty...
ReplyDelete'Cos ya was bringing up size and not being able to capture it with your camera lenses!!
ReplyDeleteShe has ET, what.
ReplyDeleteya, don't you just hate it when your butt's too big to image properly?
ReplyDeleteI cannot imagine ET in lace and silk... *shakes head*
ReplyDeletehuh? ET has nice booty? *shakes head violently to clear the offending image*
ReplyDeleteOh actually, I am interested in size, but only of another variety and texture altogether...think lush, soft and distinctly feminine...kekeke
ReplyDeleteThat is every woman's nightmare. *winces*
ReplyDeleteGirl's are obsessed with size. For some absurd reason or other, but I'm sure they have their own logic.
ReplyDeleteI never knew she wanted to see female booty. I'd always assumed it was male booty...
ReplyDeletewe are talking about guys in silk and laces.... what did you think we have been talking about?
ReplyDeletesez who? I'm talking about nice female booty in silk and laces.
ReplyDeleteGay girls, maybe.
ReplyDeletePrecisely. And here I was tempted to be crestfallen by Centaur's comment. Who wants to see a guy in lace and silk anyway?? Give me Adriana Lima or Kristanna Loken any day.
ReplyDeletereally, ok, whatever, I am certain Snowy is wondering what is your almost bare bottom doing in his post....
ReplyDeleteok, I thought AB was talking gender equality... so I should be getting some nice bods... but then, I am sadly mistaken... never mind... so tis so
au contraire...
ReplyDeleteallow me to give examples.
"Is my butt too big honey?"
"My tummy looks fat."
"Whoa, her boobs are so much larger than mine."
"Exercise girl, exercise or you'll have a thick waist like a mans!"
I rest my case your Honour.
I told you to wait. I need to go home and changed into my masculine version. Then you'll see some rock-hard abs....
ReplyDeleteGah! Guilty as charged.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, if I end up having them in hand instead of getting them, who am I to complain, eh?
"A b*** in hand, is better than two in the bush."
ReplyDeleteHehehe...
ReplyDeletebtw, we have a few bags of stuff left at our place I donno who's it is. Can you owners own up?
ReplyDeleteaiyah, was by Jules lah.... very important things... like her sword and some really cool stuff from USA. tsk tsk tsk.
ReplyDeleteHmm.... the sword I know. I've been walking around the lunchtime crowd with it strapped over my back the past couple of days.... but the other stuff I donno... no one's claimed them yet.
ReplyDeletefinders keepers... ;-P
ReplyDeletemuahahahaha.... MuaHaHaHaHa..... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... *rubs hands in glee*
ReplyDeleteha so happy? so what are those things left behind?
ReplyDeleteone bottle of mustard and a box of sweet... by Princess, maybe the other thing which I think he was talking about, as well as unsure would be the block of Black forest cheese... you still have it all... I let Dave come after you...
ReplyDeletespeaking of the cheese. You forgot to take that back with you. I frankly don't know what to do with it. :P
ReplyDeleteActually LJM specifically said "a few bags of stuff" ergo we can reasonably conclude he wasn't talking about the cheese.
ReplyDeleteI left my sword and Dave's bag of gifts behind. That's all...I think!
ReplyDeleteWe need to verify your ownership of said items.
ReplyDeletePlease do the following for submission to our lost and found department located in the lowest levels of our basement.
1. list in alphabetical order the items within said bag
2. describe in intricate detail the exact patterns of the bag
3. submit technical drawings of all the items in exact dimensions for our review
Only after we've received the above will we evaluate your claim and with the utmost joy return the abovementioned items to their rightful owner/s.
Oh right. And did I mentioned you need to login to http://www.LJMisfullofcrap.com to download form E33.98G-23 and forms E33.99G-2 through G-9 for submission in triplicate to our department for processing?
Blargh! You know I can do none of the 3 things!
ReplyDeleteumm, this coming weekend, I have a book for you from Dave, and don't you dare leave it behind again!
ReplyDeletebook for you... you as in gua? or you as in young-female-royalty-of-the-warlike-slant?
ReplyDeletegua?
ReplyDeleteOh, gua as in that gua.
ReplyDeletegua, what gua? Tis a book Dave sent to me for Princess.... Mom Chung? Ring a bell... ling-ling, ling-ling,,,, ling, ling, ling!
ReplyDeletegua yaan and gua fu are but two examples of this archaic term. that is, if i'm not terribly mistaken yet again.
ReplyDeleteGua Yaan, I know, gua fu? what is that? Widow?
ReplyDeleteHas to be.
ReplyDeleteHere's our Ur.
ReplyDeleteCool pic! One of those is the Black Tiger, right? What's the other sword?
ReplyDeleteThe other sword is Kit Meng's "dat pointy thing". XD
ReplyDeleteOh, dat pointy thing...
ReplyDeleteHey....how come I only saw this set of photos today??
ReplyDeleteThanks for inviting us to your house, house-husband :P
*curtsey with delicate fingers lifting edges of skirt*
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome Jos.
I could imagine you standing in front of me in your errrrr...chamber maid costume? I couldn't help laughing, really.....
ReplyDeleteNon! Femme idiote... Elle pense que nous sommes des bonnes de chambre! Bah!
ReplyDeleteNon, Non, Non!
Vee are not silly Anglais... uh-hmmm how you zay... English chambermaids..*ppttuuit* ... vee are vat zay call Frenchmaids! Oooh lala!
Frenchmaidtv.com
je? You're not femme de chambre; you're are a french maid....baobei is so lucky.....hurhurhur.....
ReplyDeleteOui! We frenchmaids take pride in our duties.
ReplyDelete