Monday, 11 September 2006
... thoughts : AB's Crappy Poems, Jingles and Rhymes...
Devilish Indulgence
"O woe betide me, if I miss a single session,
O woe bewitch me, with this brew of evil passion.
I know this call of indulgence, recognise it's siren song.
Resist it I may, fight it I might but no.... never for long.
Coffee? Someone would ask, and dangle that devilish drink.
My ears perk up, my eyes light up, and away I'm off in a wink."
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oh no.... from MSN to your Multiply.... earache!
ReplyDeleteTong Pak Fu's Poems (the ones that didn't get published)
ReplyDelete(in cantonese)
tok, tok, tok, tok, tok!
"Sei fei qi, yao mm you tok shi,
Cho fun kao, yao bei mun gao,
Ho wai sek...
Sek toh cao wai toh hai kek! ... toh hai kek!"
tok, tok, tok, tok, tok!
Oh coffee, bring me more coffee
ReplyDeletegive the bitter not the sweet like toffee
AB's planned disaster for Hui-en,
now consumed and burn.
Tong Pak Fu's Poems (the ones that didn't get published)
ReplyDelete(in cantonese)
tok, tok, tok, tok, tok!
"Kao chai hor goi, yao yan sek,
Qi chai hor goi, bei yan pek,
Kao chai wai sek, yao yan wai,
Qi chai wai sek, kong hui yai!
Chan hai hor lin ge fei qi chai,
Bei yan har to pin jor sau mung kai... pin jor sau mung kai!"
tok, tok, tok, tok, tok!
I love that toking sound.
ReplyDeleteSexy CHF Avatars
ReplyDelete"I struggle with the passiveness,
the internal desire to differ.
The chains of obscurity they bind me,
the forumlord's wrath I incur.
Oh how I strain against boundaries,
within which I constantly twirl,
Oh how I long for the freedom,
sexy avatars rock my world."
tok tok tok tok tok tok tok tok-tok-tok-tok-tok TOK!-tok.
ReplyDeletewind.
No chain, but forged mancles of the mind,
ReplyDeleteNo desire, but the fleshy lust of mankind.
Sexy avatars will rock this world and next,
Even if the great forum lord dare nix.
For the lord tis no match for the Angry Boar
the man made of myth and great folklore
Onwards, the piggy will gore forward
no way back, no way to go backward.
My Best Friend
ReplyDelete"In times of need, you're there indeed,
your arms outstretched to receive me.
When the chips are down, when luck turns around,
again your arms, they meet me.
And when the days grow colder,
and when the leaves begin to fall,
it never ceases to amaze me,
that you're my very best friend of all."
Tong Pak Fu's Poems (the ones that didn't get published)
ReplyDelete(in cantonese)
tok, tok, tok, tok, tok!
"Lau lin chong, sek lau lin,
sek toh zhao wai toh hai hock!
Gor kongkong, hui mm sek,
hui joi hei foon hai sek kek!.... hai sek kek!"
tok, tok, tok, tok, tok!
Something my grandma would know...
ReplyDelete(in Sunling dialect)
"Lok sui toi, toh moh ai,
Ah ma ah, ah poh chai,
Ah kong fan loi, ngan kai kai!"
headache, that is what I get
ReplyDeleteWhen speak with one like that
Cantonese that is not
words that I have forgot
Headache, more headache
oh how I wish there's a lake
down you go, a relief for me
for the great almighty
I wonder why are you the Singing Boar instead of the Angry Boar? XD
ReplyDelete'cos his baobei had dated him for lunch... feel the joy in his voice?
ReplyDeleteCan you type in Chinese? It's very hard to me to figure out what is it? I think it sounds very funny , right?
ReplyDeletehahahaha.... ask the Singing Boar... he will tell you.. kekekeke
ReplyDeletegao do or tau tong!
ReplyDeletehaiz.. duk dor yat chi sin?
HA HA HA HA HA!
five step poem..
mm sek tia, que hui yong ying mun.
ReplyDeleteLok Kai Mo Lui Mai Min Pao...
ReplyDelete(Can't remember how the rest of it goes. Supposed to be a parody of 'Dai Lui Fa.)
OMG, this is too hilarious!!! XDDDDDDDD
ReplyDeletehui che sau mang kai?
ReplyDeleteNgor mm hai sau mang kai, wor!! <_<
ReplyDeleteNgor wa AB, mm hai lei.
ReplyDeleteAiyah, lei tsang siu siu hak sei ngor ah!!
ReplyDeleteNgor mun hui che sau mang kai, mm hai lei ah!
ReplyDeleteMeh hai 'hui che'?
ReplyDeleteNgor mm che? Ngor mm gia tuk
ReplyDeleteLei mm kei tak? Yau mo gau chor ah? Wah lei jun hai loh jor wor...
ReplyDeleteNgor pun loi jaw hei loh!
ReplyDeleteHaiz! My baobei dates me for lunch everyday!
ReplyDeleteSung to the tune of "Are you sleeping Brother John."
ReplyDelete"I love kopi, I love kopi.
Yes I do! Yes I do!
Kopi in the morning,
Kopi in the afternoon,
Any-time! Any-where!" (I don't care....)
Sung to the tune of the Looney-toons Jingle
ReplyDelete"I'm crazy, I'm gooney, I'm just a little looney,
but in this forumie I'm invading your PC!
Angry Boar adventures are about to start!
And now my song is done."
you are talented, JM!
ReplyDelete:p Tis but a fine line away from insanity. XD
ReplyDeleteXDDDDDDD
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, btw, in case you haven't figured it out yet... the Tong Pak Fu I'm referring to isn't the real Tong Pak Fu of the Tang dynasty but the Stephen Chow Tong Pak Fu of the 20th century. :p
ReplyDeleteorrrrrh! haiya!
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahaha but can't you just imagine him singing these silly lyrics? kekekeke
ReplyDeletehaha! no wonder sound sooo familiar.. ya now i remember.. that show quite some time already, with gongli.
ReplyDelete:-)
We should organise a best of Stephen Chow viewing session. Must have Shaolin Soccer, the rest you guys decide. Oh, btw, must be in Cantonese, its just funnier.
ReplyDeleteok, will check if we have vcd player at the chalet... maybe could rent it and then you guys bring the vcds.
ReplyDeletei was going to say YAY!!!! then realised centaur said chalet.. Haiz!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell... you could always.... come.... ;)
ReplyDeleteno lar... we have other plans on all sundays... family bonding time.
ReplyDeletethanks! :-)
Ask Angry Boar to bring his LCD projector we just play on a laptop and project onto a wall. If no one has speakers handy I will bring mine.
ReplyDeleteWe could also bond with your family too. ;-)
ReplyDeleteAiyah, we're talking about Saturday mah, not Sunday!
ReplyDeleteI can bring the LCD and laptop, no prob. Will just need your speakers.
Then we can watch Stephen Chow on a 6 feet screen! :p Pimples also can see oledy lor...
Aiyah, saturday, our Moon is going for a wedding dinner, so cannot come, but whole family can actually come after the dinner. Got place for plenty I think, I have not seen the place yet... so all Moon and family could stay over night just watching movies... of course, if you wish to return home at 3am in the morning, then, we will watch until 3am in the morning lor.
ReplyDeleteMoon, the party only starts after midnight. How to enjoy the moon when the lights are on!??!?
ReplyDeletewah liao.. heavy 10 course wedding dinner, then drive all the way from Havelock Road to Pasir Ris eat mooncakes... like very heavy eating leh..
ReplyDeleteactually i am ok, but got to check with him whether he is ok or not, after all need him to drive me there too.
Pasir Ris?
aiyah... there is such a thing call taxi... cannot make the poor man drive all the time... come in the taxi with him and let him relax. Ok, yes, it is in Pasir Ris - Downtown East.
ReplyDeleteThere's AB's taxi too!
ReplyDeletehe enjoy driving.. but not the diesel.. hahaha!
ReplyDeletepromise i will try. really dont want to miss all the fun!
think of the lantherns...
it's just not a mooncake festival without the moon....
ReplyDeleteYeah, but Moon don't force yourself, it would terrible for you to rush there then you have to rush back home.
ReplyDeleteUr is right, u know. heha!
ReplyDeleteok lor, just that we would be mooning the moon without the moon? what a feeling.
ReplyDeletehey centaur, the moon is still around on 14th oct? there's moon cakes and lantherns, i so envious u all..
ReplyDeletebtw, how was the dinner at jap rest?
ok, wished you had stayed.... Ur, and Sally too.
ReplyDelete14th Oct, you will not be mooning the moon, but the centaur... so you are booked.
ok mark my calendar for 14th Oct..
ReplyDeleteno plans for 6th Oct yet.. hmm maybe stroll around Chinatown, admire lantherns and fancy lightings in Chinatown..
From a song we used to sing as scouts around the campfire... (donno why, we just did)
ReplyDeleteSung to the tune of "I'm Gettin' Married in the Mornin'" from My Fair Lady the musical.
"Saya mahu kahwin esok pagi,
Ding dong loceng akan bunyi,
Girls mari cium ku,
Janganlah malu,
Saya mesti kena kahwin!
Just now I jatuh dalam big drain,
Now my kaki has a big sprain,
Girls mari cium ku,
Janganlah malu,
Saya mesti kena kahwin!"
aiyo, dont understand Malayu..
ReplyDelete"I am getting married tomorrow
ReplyDeleteDing Dong bells shall sound
Girls come and kiss me
Don't be shy
I must get married
Just now, I fell into big drain
Now my leg has a big sprain
Girls come and kiss me
Don't be shy
I must get married"
Dearest Moon, trust him to come up with something like this. hehehe
Haha! ok JM if you put on a skirt first.
ReplyDeleteHe would, just to get your kiss.... so don't even dare him, but then, thank goodness for Wai Kit, keeping his feet on the ground, even though hers might not be so.... (people, climb up and down kind lah) hehehe.
ReplyDeleteTok, tok, tok, tok, tok!
ReplyDeleteQi chai fun gao, kao chai fai,
Yan wai fun doh tai yeong sai,
Kao chai kei sat ooi haang kai,
Gao doh chi sai, ho sat pai... ho sat pai!
Tok, tok, tok, tok, tok!
cantonese or mandarin har? **scratch-head**
ReplyDeletecentaur where u? need yr translation..
ReplyDeletehahaha, I wished I could, it is the kind of cantonese that I have headache reading.
ReplyDeletei kinda like the tok tok tok tok.. reminds me of my childhood days - the tok tok prawn noodle young chap who tok tok around my neighbour sourcing for customers.. hehe!
ReplyDeleteRat
ReplyDeleteCow
Tiger
Rabbit
Dragon
Snake
Horse
Goat
Monkey
Rooster
Dog
Boar
AB's memonic for remembering the zodiac.
Raising Calls To Rouse Deadly Screeching Hungry Ghosts Marauding Round Death's Bed
what? .... gosh... Angry Ghost just left us and you are rousing them once more? Aiyah... tsk tsk tsk.
ReplyDeleteFine! You come up with one then. I need a good memonic to help me remember the zodiac. During dinner if you remember, we were all struggling to try and place the sequence so I'm determined to find a way to remember it.
ReplyDeleteAnd we call upon the Hungry Ghost.... ok... let see if we can give a less frightening thought to the memonics.....
ReplyDeleteRomance
Cometh
To
Romeo
Devilishly
Safe
Going
Home
Requires
Decorum &
Pomp
Rippling Claws Tear Rents Down Skin, Hemorrhaging Gory Messy Red Devil's Blood
ReplyDeletehahaha!! you people are impossible!
ReplyDeletesorry! i meant incredible.
ReplyDeleteAB want's to play too!
ReplyDelete"Ravishing Curves Tease Recently Drooping Shaft, Hence Gaining Much Rigidity During Bedtime"
naughty AB!
ReplyDeletei remember i read from somewhere there is really a way to remember the chinese zodiac, but cant recall where...
Actually, AB's been very, very good. There's an even saucier version that he can think of... :p
ReplyDeleteShare it with everyone if u dare.. AB! haha!
ReplyDeleteActually I'd prefer to remember the zodiac with real people that I know, and I think its easier too..eg:
Rat - Mickey Mouse
Cow - Moo ???
Tiger - Rachel, my old and cranky classmate
Rabbit - Myself, or Jen my best friend
Dragon - My Husband
Snake - My sister Carrie
Horse - My sister Margie
Goat - ?? (who wants to fill this in)?
Monkey - My son, Benjamin
Rooster - My son, Jonathan
Dog - My JRT, Ruff
Boar - My Mum
Ok, how about this:
ReplyDeleteRemember
Come
To
Redeem
Doll
Straight
Home.
Guest
Moron
Request
Doggie
Bag
ha thats an easy one.. !
ReplyDeleteCentaur, yours doesn't make any sense!
ReplyDeleteRemember, Cursing The Reader Does Seem Hateful, Given My Ridiculous Dimwitted Banter
now, finally something that is decent and easy to remember.... alright, what you now need to do is to teach everyone else...kekeke
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I think AB's memonic wins hands down.
ReplyDeleteAnyway,
Ridicule Causes This Reader Distress Since He Galvanised Much Resource Defending Babies
Now this is even better than the other one... will go for this and remember the author for such a grace.
ReplyDelete** kow-tow** to AB and Centaur...
ReplyDeletenow i more confused, so many lines to remember.. HELP the hare!!
Run, Cute Tinny Rabbit! Don't Stop! Hide! Go Moon! Rush Down Burrows!
ReplyDeleteoh no.. now I have split personalities!
ReplyDeletebut you like? yesss? you like?
ReplyDeletesplit personalities? no cos it makes me indecisive, and fickle-minded. Couldnt help it, its in me - i am a true gemini too.
ReplyDeleteOk, I didn't write this but thought I'd repost this here. Gonna SMS this to baobei and see what she says... XD
ReplyDelete"Sentuhanmu menghangatkan suasana,
Senyumanmu melembutkan jiwa,
Suaramu membuatku bahagia
dan sinar matamu bagaikan permata."
translator please! knock knock where's the nun?
ReplyDeleteok lah... I translate for you.
ReplyDelete"Your touch heats up the surrounding/situation/environment,
Your smile melts the soul,
Your voice makes me happy
and the shine in your eyes are like precious stones."
Moon, now that you know what it says, sms it to Mr. Tan then see what happens.........
ReplyDeleteIf he figures it out.... give him a prize... :p
What kind of prize??
ReplyDeleteRealised I didn't translate this for you... oops.
ReplyDeleteTok, tok, tok, tok!
Qi chai fun gao, kao chai fai,
Yan wai fun doh tai yeong sai,
Kao chai kei sat ooi haang kai,
Gao doh chi sai, ho sat pai... ho sat pai!
Tok, tok, tok, tok, tok!
Here it goes.
Tok, tok, tok, tok, tok!
Little pig sleeping, little dog will bark,
Because he's slept till the sun shines,
Little dog actually wanted to go out,
Ended up too late, very embarrassing, very embarrassing.
Tok, tok, tok, tok, tok!
XD
How I know what prizes Moons give to each other?
ReplyDeletehmmm.... this leaves a lot to the imagination. ;-)
ReplyDeleteapologies for my late reply.. hehe.. been exploring and experimentaing on themes - what a tough job! who said it was easy? :-( tried the whole afternoon yesterday and whole morning today, still cant get what i want... haiz... I am a real dummy.
ReplyDeleteWhat price? oh prize... donno leh...
watz problem... which theme have you selected... maybe could help you. :-)
ReplyDeleteThe latest Bacchus theme.. in fact i have posted some queries there.. the link you sent me earlier... haiz i dont even know how to explain liao... i went in and out of my theme site experimenting until my comp hang on me.. :P u can check my current site now.. so awful...
ReplyDeleteOoi! We need more crappy poems so start posting!
ReplyDeleteok hows this poem?
ReplyDeletepop in CHF saw u were not there.. :(
very sian without centaur and charlotte around.. :(
then Ur also disappeared... :(
Hahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteCHF was done and then lost the last 3 days of posts. So got fed up especially after all the problems with the Mods and some people stereotyping other people.
Ur has been on leave from his computer. He was at my place lastnight making catapults. :p
I've been posting my notable events on multiply what...
This multiply page is wierd. It doesn't appear at all in my list of blogs. I had to search through 12 pages of previous posts before I found this page again.
ReplyDeleteAh... cool! I got it to show on my blog now! Adding a tag must have forced the system to record it.
ReplyDeleteso the revenge of the verses are back!
ReplyDeleteLunar New Year
ReplyDelete"It's that time of year again,
when families renew their bonds, their ties of kinship.
It's that time of year again,
when empty halls are filled once again with laughter.
It's that time of year again,
when aging parents,bask in their children's blessings.
It's that time of year again,
when we search and find our soul, our center, ourselves."
- unknown Tang dynasty poet
The reunion meal starts not without all,
ReplyDeleteEven for the one who had sojourn to afar.
A place is set for the missing member,
As family starts to reminisce and remember.
The remembrance of the elusive one;
The person who was one a part of all.
The wait is well worth the while
As the lost one returns to such great joy.
A home is not just a house with four walls,
It comes with flesh, blood and with bonds,
That each reunion, ties are to renew
The joy of a completeness, of wholeness,
once again.
- the crabby and unknown Tang dynasty nun.
"Loudly do firecrackers proclaim,
ReplyDeleteRavenously do tummies rumble,
Gleefully are old ties renewed,
Emerge the various games of gamble.
Sparkling clean is house and home,
Swept clear are troubles of past,
Brought new is hope for the new year,
Assembled again the family cast."
- graffitti carving on a Tang era temple door
Happiness dressed in bright red,
ReplyDeleteJoy even prettier in astounding purple,
Advancement came in glimmering green,
Progenies follow behind in gold.
Intentionally appropriate words,
happy felicitations greet all ears.
Good luck money distributed;
Good fortunes follow close behind.
- found on an old piece of cloth hanging in an abandon house.
"Happy laughter fills the air,
ReplyDeletebringing joy and good cheer.
Peace soars across the land,
spreading prosperity here."
- an old forgotten Lunar New Year children's song lyrics
Why is a Ship called a "She"?
ReplyDeleteA ship is called a "she" because there is always a great deal of bustle around her; there is usually a gang of men about, she has a waist and stays; it takes a lot of paint to keep her good looking; it is not the initial expense that breaks you, its the upkeep; she can be all decked out; it takes an experienced man to handle her correctly; and without a man at the helm, she is absolutely uncontrollable.
She shows here topsides, hides her bottom and, when coming into port, always heads for the buoys.
hmm, so a Ship is called a "She" and the country is called a "Mother" (except for the Germans who called their country their "Fatherland". I wonder what else more is given the genders... but wait, isn't the French who had their furniture given a gender? I wonder why???
ReplyDeleteRemember that....
ReplyDelete1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow
Li Yü, Ch'ing dynasty poet and essayist, said this about soup:
ReplyDelete"As long as there is rice, there should be soup. The relationship between soup and rice is like that between water and a boat. When a boat is stranded on a sandy bank only water can wash it back to the river; rice goes down better with soup. I would go so far as to say that it would be better to go without all main dishes that to have no soup."
An Important Lesson in Seizing Life's Opportunities
ReplyDeleteby Liang Jieming
In life, one must always be ready to seize the day. Opportunities come rarely in one's life and so it is extremely important to learn the 5 steps to realising an opportunity.
To realise an opportunity, one must have ALL of the following 5 elements in place.
1. P for Position
- You have to place yourself in the position that attracts opportunities. eg. sitting in a well will take you no where.
2. O for Ownership
- You must want it. You must have the will to want to take advantage of opportunities that come your way.
3. R for Recognition
- Recognise an opportunity for what it is. If you can't even recognise an opportunity, how will you seize it?
4. N for Necessary Skills
- What is the use of an opportunity if you don't have the skills for it? Make sure you have the necessary skills.
5. O for Opportunity
- You have everything in place. Now, you just need the opportunity to come along.
Only with all 5 elements, P, O, R, N & O will an opportunity be realised!
Do you have PORNO?
hehehe, it is alway, the gentle scholar in you that would come up with such profound words, then, the little boar in your that would shape the words into something cheeky..
ReplyDelete"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
ReplyDelete- Sir Winston Churchill
Allow me to share with you a lost poem by the poet Lord Fullershit, only recently found hidden under the floorboards of an old cottage in York. The poem is about netball girls.
ReplyDelete"The sweet smell of rain, on a hot tropic day,
glistens like gold from beneath short shorts.
The clingy white fabric, in the light spray,
hugs the curves of a bounty of sorts."
- Lord Fullershit, 1801
hmm, looks like Lord F... is all over the place.. kekeke
ReplyDeleteI'm recording this most famous of poet's works here for posterity.
ReplyDeletehmm, which country would this poet be herald from?
ReplyDeleteYork.
ReplyDeleteYe olde England obviously.
ah,,, York, I know thee... but Lord F... I certainly have a problem, but trusting you to unearth poets like hidden manuscripts - I know where it came from... tsk tsk tsk - the fertile imagination of the someone.... *Sigh*
ReplyDeleteAmazingly British archaeologists from the Edinburgh Museum found yet another poem written by the famous poet Lord Fullershit! This was found scratched into the wooden rafters of a cottage in Sterling where the poet once stayed during his infamous flight from prosecution by irate housewives.
ReplyDeleteExperts believe this poem can also be sung to the tune of the "Battle Hymn of the Republic (Glory, Glory, Hallelujah)" and a recent recital by Sarah Brightman accompanied by the London Symphony Orchestra was greeted with rave reviews.
"My eyes have seen the coming of the visit of the horde,
they'll be marching through the centre where the exhibits are stored.
They'll be coming via the subway, congregating in Jurong,
and they'll all keep stomping on.....
Tremble, tremble all yee mortals.... scramble, scramble all yee mortals.
Grumble, grumble all yee mortals.... for the horde is stomping on... on... on!"
I wonder what is the relationship between Angry Boar and Lord F....?
ReplyDeleteNone what so ever.
ReplyDeleteJust compare the styles of writing!
Lord Fullershit's poems don't even have any "tok tok tok" inside. His is so obviously very, very different from that of AB's!
Tok tok tok tok tok! Almost tok tok time of the year liao....
ReplyDelete... but first must sing clismas song!
"Oh Clismas! Oh Clismas!
Clismas come, Clismas lai...."
(Sung to the tune of "Guo Xin Nian")
Urr... donno liao.
"With the end of year, tis the time to reflect,
ReplyDeleteon things we've done, and things we ought not.
With the end of year, tis the time to inspect,
was your life full of love? Or one full of rot?
Lessons to be learned,
Mistakes to put past,
Memories to be cherished,
Happiness made to last.
With the end of year, we can look ahead,
with nothing to fear, to a newyear that's great!"
- LJM, the faux philosopher poet
moments of anguish is no more
ReplyDeletegems of hope loomed just ahead
forge forward with a grateful heart
leave behind the anger and pain
for the year is coming to an end
for the new year is just beyond
all fears is within one self
all joy is also within the self
if so self content, self contained
what is there to fear or worry?
"To some,
ReplyDeletecold and snow white winters,
to others,
rain clouds and windblown trees.
To some,
cozy woodsmoke fires,
to others,
beach chairs and ocean breeze.
But whatever, where ever, whoever you are,
I'm sure we'll all agree,
the end of year holidays are pleasures to you and me!"
- LJM, the dreaming poet
Sung and danced to the tune of "Thousand Legged Worm"
ReplyDelete"I'm an Angry Qi,
And I really have to pee,
Will I make the loo on time?
Where's that stupid key,
Let me search and see,
Will I make the loo on time?
Make the loo,
Make the loo,
Will I make the loo on time?
Oh just leave me be,
For I have to find the key,
Or I'll wet these pants of mine!"
Despair (Dedicated to KAAT)
ReplyDeleteby Lord Fullershit ca. 1802
Discovered scratched onto a cave wall on the Isle of Wright
Life is full of pitfalls, potholes, bumps and ruts.
This journey we call living, has painful groans and grunts.
We meander through our choices, and sometimes lose our way.
Stumbling, bumbling, tumbling, till we've nothing left to say.
The burdens of hardship, the agony and ache,
makes one cry in anger, how much must we take?
The anguish of life's paths, the suffering of our trials,
isn't made for laughter, joyful grins or smiles.
Why are things so cruel, why are things unfair?
Can't we journey though our lives, minus the despair?
Hope (Dedicated to KAAT)
ReplyDeleteby Lady Wellsoami ca. 1802
Discovered in a buried chest on the Isle of Man
Life is full of little things, the silly things, the pretty things.
In each and every one of us, it's simple things that gives us wings.
We have in life our joys and love, and all that puff that makes us laugh.
The smiles, the grins and happy stuff, are things we never get enough.
The funny things in life are there, to make us smile and show they care,
Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, why is your smile then still so rare?
No matter when or where or how, hold tight, hold fast, you need not fear.
It's little things that see us through, the love, the hopes, the cherished dear.
When things look down and shadows fall, remember all the good, recall,
For when your back's against that wall, it's friends and love that keeps us tall.
u have just brought back some good old memories...
ReplyDeletenicely written..thanks :)
ReplyDeletehaha don't thank me. Thank the wonderful archaeologists who dug out those two ancient poems.
ReplyDeleteSick
ReplyDeleteby Liang Jieming the sickly poet
Sitting, waiting, wishing, hoping,
this cough should ease, but when?
Sucking, slurping, sipping, burping,
the cures that will not mend
Sneezing, hacking, wheezing, coughing,
just when will it all end?
Speedy recovery, sickly poet!
ReplyDelete;-)
Friends
ReplyDelete(dedicated to good friends)
by the friendly (some would say loony) poet LJM
Rare indeed, this world we find.
So good a friend, this one of kind.
The faults and warts, we do not mind.
Gentle hands, to hold the heart.
Diminish, divide, sorrows depart.
Where joy be shared, and hopes restart.
Ta Bao
ReplyDeleteby Angry Boar, so as not to be outdone by that rascal LJM who's been poem-ing a lot lately
Tok tok-tok tok tok!
"Eating at my desk!
Making such a mess!
That's how life works best!"
Tok tok-tok tok tok!